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Ranch Raunch

January 26, 2012
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Ranch Raunch

Here’s the second and last of my articles about Raging Stallion’s Cowboys. The first elicited comment variously valuable and random. An e-mail from the film’s co-director Chris Ward (working with Tony Dimarco) has helped me more greatly appreciate the art of making porn. I had whimsically questioned the caw-caphony of the birds, and Ward...

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Horny Devils

January 13, 2012
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Horny Devils

I’m sorry the first review of 2012 isn’t a more lustrous launch for the year. I’ll give TitanMen’s Incubus credit for trying something different. But if the Halloween get-up that Francois Sagat sports on the box cover doesn’t scare you away (the horns are just too hilarious), it’s likely this review will do the...

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Forever Falcon

December 22, 2011
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Forever Falcon

It’s quite an achievement for any business to prosper for 40 years. It seems even more difficult for a porn company to endure that long. But that’s what Falcon Studios has done, so congratulations are offered. If I may not always have been impressed with the company’s product, I’m impressed with their longevity. I’d...

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The Son Also Rises

December 15, 2011
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The Son Also Rises

So, okay, Joe Gage’s Dad Goes to College is occasionally clumsy in negotiating some set-ups. And it’s almost proudly low-budget. But it’s the sex that matters, and that’s where Dad comes through. Its snappy advert proclaims, “Intergenerational Goes Higher Educational!” That means we get silver-bearded daddy Allen Silver making it with the freshmen class....

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Three-Piece Sluts

December 1, 2011
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Three-Piece Sluts

Executives is Volume 3 of the Lucas Gentlemen series. Do ya like your guys in three-piecers? Then this one’s for you. “Executives are powerful men who know how to get what they want,” says the publicity. “They’re aggressive. They know how to give orders and dominate any situation.” Good news: the movie lives up...

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Chemistry Set

November 24, 2011
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Chemistry Set

Excuse me while I go apeshit. In the raunchy new LucasRaunch movie Fuck Me Harder, Adam Killian’s smashingly hard cock’s got a nice tight leather cockstrap wrapped around it. You know how I feel about the importance of accessorizing. A gentleman should never strip down without sporting the appropriate jewelry. And like pearls on...

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Forbidden Acts

November 16, 2011
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Forbidden Acts

I’m one of those people who didn’t get it. My expectations some 40 years ago were way off – after all, I first saw Fred Halsted’s L.A. Plays Itself at the Nob Hill, not at some highfalutin Art Film Institute. Even if the setting had been appropriate, I probably wouldn’t have dug the flick....

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Japanese Jousting

November 3, 2011
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Japanese Jousting

Looking around for a sexo that featured unpixelated sex scenes of Japanese models, I found the fairly negligible Erotic Ninja series, which featured neither ninjas nor eroticism (see Karrnal Knowledge, 10/27/11), and Daddy’s Asian’s 3, from the company Gay Asian Twinkz. It’s pleasing to report that it’s better, but that’s only mild praise. All...

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Rising Sons

October 27, 2011
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Rising Sons

Although I appreciate that Sir turns off the fuck machine for a couple hours each day, He generally keeps me in lock-down over the weekend. Recently, however, He let me out for a porn symposium, where I met a Constant Reader who suggested gently that the movies I reviewed were all pretty much the...

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Beauty Between The Covers

October 20, 2011
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Beauty Between The Covers

What a swell year it’s been for my favorite photographers. Tom Bianchi’s Fine Art Sex was small in size, but big in impact, delivering new horizons in eroticism with its hardcore sensuality; Mark Henderson’s Poolside was a much larger book, from an artist whose digital manipulation of a unique painterly style glamorously heightened sexuality;...

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